Optics done at the request of Thorin H/Toasty S'\Chmallow Man.

Optics added:
cursed Nydar 2023
cursed Mk23 Reflector
cursed Slate Reflector
cursed airsoft red dot Quarters Classic Red Dot
cursed offbrand SIG Sauer ROMEO8T Dragon's Eye Optic
slightly less cursed KR Mortis

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Probable Future Asked Questions:

Q: Can you get rid of the April Fool's stats and make them all use a proper stat block
A: I "can", I purposely choose not to.

Just pick a different, proper, non cursed optic like a run of the mil Aimpoint or Eotech; you won't die if a few centimeters of your screen are obstructed.

Q: Can we get the ""proper"" Vanguard attachments and/or weapons? I can't wait to rob some banks with my 1940s vintage red dot/vertical grip/wire stock/grip tape/time traveling Surefire Quadstacked STANAGs/6.9x42mm Sakura Kurtz rounds. :)
A: No. Short of someone bribing me with a shitload of money, I absolutely refuse to touch the abominations sledgehammer did in failguard.