Skin Pack - Opposing Force Safe
Commissioner Garrett: Don't get me wrong, clowns, I don't intend on breaking our little agreement. You screwed over our federal reserve, yes, but then you saved our president, and our nation, from that insidious... thing underneath the White House. Captain Winters agrees with me here when I say this makes us about even. I don't even care what you were doing in the White House in the first place or how on earth you discovered the object and decided to go out of your way to stop it. You earned those pardons.
It's just that, well, something interesting has happened in your absence. If you've been watching the news, there's no doubt you've heard about the elite "crackdown" unit we've been training and deploying as part of our ongoing war on crime, and how they've been taking care of the various copycat groups you've spawned in minutes. They've always had some level of contempt for the dress code of the DCPD, such as painting their masks with skulls and covering them with caution tape among other things, but when they saw the personalization you clowns had given to some of the weapons you turned in they felt inspired and started doing similar things themselves.
Attached to this e-mail are blueprints for some of the things our boys have done. They still consider themselves your enemies, as do I, don't get anything wrong here. But, well, creativity is creativity, and since you so graciously shared some of your designs with us they wanted to return the favor. You may have turned in all your illegal military-grade firearms as part of the "fresh start" arrangement, but our weapons experts believe the designs should still carry over to their civilian-market equivalents just fine if you want to use any of them.
Here's hoping the next time I see you won't be in a courtroom.
Adds 7 new weapon skins, themed around law enforcement, private security, investigation, and the single greatest enemy the Cochise County, Arizona Police Department has ever faced. Because sometimes, you just want to revel in the delicious irony of killing cops with their own weapons, and other times, you feel like paying tribute to your greatest foes in some fashion. Or something.
List of skins:
- Commando 553 Rifle | Armed Response
- Rattlesnake Sniper Rifle | Heavily Modified
- Piglet Grenade Launcher | Riot Suppressor
- Eagle Heavy Rifle | Cloaker-San
- M13 9mm Pistol | Pocket Investigator
- SpecOps Submachine Gun | War on Crime
- Falcon Rifle | I Regret Nothing
Special thanks to DerSushy, because this was largely inspired by both his "themed community safe" idea and his JP36 GenSec Elite skin, as well as Running With Scissors for making Postal 2.
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