
So we have a mod that makes John Wick into JonTron, Jerma985 for Bodhi, FLUTTERSHY for Sydney, and Microsoft Sam for Jacket.
But I can't believe I haven't seen anyone even TRY to make a Filthy Frank mod for Jiro. There's so many usable lines. Masking up could be him saying "Welcome to the Filthy Frank Show" or "Are you ready to have some fun?" in Japanese. Killing a cloaker could be "Welcome to the rice fields, Mother F*cker!"
Here's a list of the lines I can think of:
Masking up: "Professor Filthy Frank, PhD in severe internet retardation.", "It's just Taco Bell, what could possibly go wrong?"
Spotting a Cloaker: "Weeaboo Jones!", "Oh, I'mma take you to the rice fields tonight!", "This calculator is going up your ass tonight."
Spotting a Bulldozer: "Oh, I'mma take you to the bomb shelter tonight!"
Spotting a Sniper: "Nobody likes you guys."
Telling a player or NPC to move: "Go for it bud, I don't give a shit."
Pager lines: "My favorite animes consist of Toy story, Cory in the House, airplane instruction videos from the 80's, y'know Seinfeld?", "Something's really upsetting you, I'm concerned. Are your parents having a divorce? You having suicidal thoughts? We can talk about it.", "What's that? No, no, no, I just can't hear you over the sound of the dying children." "Hello? Man, F*CK Virizon!", "HEY, GET OUTTA HERE! YAH! Anyways, Jim, how ya doin'?", "Shh, guys, my girlfriend's calling! Hey, sis, how's mom doing?", "Hello? I'm calling for the hot sexy singles in my area?", "Hello? Me want the sex place? Me want the sex place?!"
Calling for a Doctor Bag: "I can feel it in my bones!", "I got a eggroll in my pants."
Calling to be helped up: "I want you to kill me.", "B0ss, please!"
Calling for Dallas: "Baseball!" "Apple pie!" "Wrestling!"
Calling for Chains: "My man Pooki!", "beatboxing"
Calling for Hoxton: "Hello Gov'na!"
Calling for Sydney: "WALTZING MATILDA!"
Calling For Scarface: "Hey ese!", "Hey ese, you stole my heart!"
Telling a cop to drop the weapon: "What's the hell's that in your hand." "SHOW ME WHAT'S IN YOUR HANDS!"
First World Bank speech: "ALRIGHT, TUMBLR'S BEEN DOWN FOR TWO HOURS AND I'M ON MY PERIOD! LET'S GO! LET'S GO NOW!
As I was writing this I came up with the heisting dream team. Jiro as Filthy Frank, Sydney as Maxmoefoe, Houston as idubbz, and Jacket as HowToBasic.
I assume noone's interested to make that mod so I'll take this request
Challenge accepted.