I hate LUA and I never want to make any mods again! Joking, probably eventually.
This was a mod request by yurteukywyrkuyert.
Inspired by Dr Newbie's Flashbang mod.
Checkout Dr Newbie's mod Replace's Flashbang with Lobster Meme

Have you ever want to be super famous and get called by celebrities?
Have you ever wanted to have a phone in Payday 2?

Well now you can, with this amazing mod that replaces the flashbang with John Pork calling you!
You can now brag to your friends that while you are being shot down, John Pork is calling you!

For some reason it is a file in a file, just sort it out, pretty sure you can do that.