Name: Sewing Machine Gun
Flavor Text: Gunsinger
Needle Damage: 5
Bobbin Damage: 18
Thread Damage: 2
Type: Automatic
Clip Size: 50
Max Ammo: 450
Fire Rate: 0.25
Reload Time: 2.2 Seconds
Shot Speed: 26
Force: 8
Spread: 4
Quality: Probably B or A

Description:
Rapidly fires needles linked together by threads. Enemies hit by the threads are damaged slightly and maybe slowed (if it is not unbalanced to have a slowing effect). The final round in the magazine fires a bobbin, which deals higher damage and bounces two times.

Ammonomicon Entry:
"An ancient machine converted by the gundead to fire needles. There are traces of red fabric stuck in its crevices."

List of Jokes:
Sewing Machine gun: Portmanteau of... yeah. (also abbreviates to SMG)
Gunsinger: as in the Singer corporation, a sewing machine manufacturer
Red fabric (SPOILERS): The Bullet's cape